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I have a bad feeling about this…
Heh, Star Wars.
This was not my idea. In fact, most things aren’t, as I’m sure you’ll notice. And there are many things that I’m glad I didn’t come up with, and therefore can’t be ashamed of, and thusly don’t have to contemplate taking my life over to prevent any further abominations. Getting old was not my idea. Two girls one cup was not my idea. Ben Stiller was not my idea. That being said, I am full of what I think are rather fantastic suggestions for humanity.
But this…all that you see on your screen, dear internet junkie, was not my idea. In fact, it was a bizarre Christmas present from a friend, who shall remain nameless because I’m rather fond of him and don’t want to see him mauled by a raging mob and gang raped in the streets, which will probably be filmed and put up on youtube, all because of his innocent gift.
Let’s not forget that the bomb (also not my idea) was supposed to bring peace. And Ben Stiller began life as an infant. Now look where we are…
…Like I said, I have a bad feeling about this.
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April 20, 2013 at 06:37
Howdy! I could have sworn I’ve been to this web site before but after browsing through many of the posts I realized it’s new
to me. Regardless, I’m certainly happy I came across it and I’ll be book-marking
it and checking back often!
March 14, 2013 at 14:16
Wrong website buddy lol.
August 21, 2012 at 14:37
Sure thing. Funny that you contacted me though this site, which I haven’t been on in a while – too busy with the demoderby site. Next time you can just reach me from there; it’d he easier for me. Just a couple questions: Are you a driver or spectator? And how am I going to get it to you? Mail, or will you be at another derby later this year? Let me know. Thanks.
August 21, 2012 at 09:33
i want to get a copy of the stirling democross 2012
November 9, 2011 at 07:56
Yep! That’s me!
September 28, 2011 at 22:00
Are you the son of Rocky and Donna?
August 25, 2011 at 21:34
You would have exactly one buck, but at least it may attract a doe and mate. Then you would possibly have more bucks… But mostly just a gaggle of bambis.
August 29, 2010 at 15:51
“It’s so…BIG.” If I had a buck for every time a woman said that…
August 29, 2010 at 04:33
It’s so… BIG. Actually, everything looks weird on a psp, so… Well, I’m sure it’s a very nice site! I just can’t view it.
February 27, 2010 at 12:04
Fun? Must be some new definition of the word fun that I’m not aware of.
February 27, 2010 at 06:30
It’s a devil’s three-way. Just avoid eye contact and stick to opposite ends of him and you’ll be fine. I mean, odds are he’ll be so surprised it’s happening to him, he probably won’t fight back to much. It’ll be fun!
February 14, 2010 at 22:30
You want me to hold him down while you have a go at him? Now THAT could get messy – and it’s messy enough as it is. And not that I have anything against threesomes (at least, nothing against the RIGHT kind of threesomes, which would be FFM), but that’s the kind of thing that could lead me to torturing therapists.
February 14, 2010 at 19:25
I sincerely hope you plan to clean the mess up after you are done raping Jay and at least hold him down for me while I have my turn….
January 18, 2010 at 21:03
You know, I would like to try and avoid being gang raped in the streets. I mean, if it must be done, I would prefer one at a time, so I can at the very least fend off the undesirables, and fain resistance for the more… desirables.