Challenge For April
From time to time I like to challenge myself. Some little pet project that will contribute to my own personal growth. I’ve gone without speaking for a week. Well, I tried anyway. I’ve gone without rootbeer for a month (anyone who knows me knows how hard this was for me). Then after that feat I went without carbonated beverages of any kind for a month. Hell, I went a month without masturbating. Yes, that’s right, I can talk about that.
An idea hit me about a week ago to go out of my way to not avoid onions all April. I notoriously hate onions. But, I guess, just because I don’t like them doesn’t mean I shouldn’t eat them, does it? I mean, that’s not really fair to them. So for the month of April I will indulge them. I will order them on burgers, pizza, salads, whatever.
Needless to say, I will be eating in a lot more.
The Chris Effect 
June 14, 2010 at 15:21
Seeing how I somehow missed this post in my last travels to your pageium, how’d that go for you? Did you develop a new found love of onions or a spiteful tolerance? Or did the onions acquire WMD’s and attack your intestinal track for all your war crimes? Or maybe you loved them too much and there are horrible half breeds of onion-people running around and making people cry? …That latter one may actually be the truthful one… ISN’T IT?!? I KNEW IT! I’M ONTO YOU AND YOUR SUPER RACE OF HORRIBLE ONION PEOPLE!!!